Girlfriend Issues “Either Me Or The Dog” Ultimatum – Boyfriend’s Response Is Brilliant

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Anyone who has had or has a dog will tell you how much life changes when you start sharing your home with a four-legged friend.

Your ears have to cope with the barking, there will be situations where your furniture and shoes will be damaged by the dog’s teeth – and you will have to share your sofa or bed with a creature that refuses to leave this cozy place.

And above all, you will understand that a dog is not just another mouth to feed or an animal to play with. No, you will understand that a dog becomes a member of the family. Very soon, you will love and cherish him with all your heart, and nothing can change that.

You don’t believe us? Just read the story below, where a man was about to move in with his girlfriend of the last 4 years. But before that, the couple received an ultimatum. To say he had a difficult decision to make is an understatement. Fortunately, we think he made the right decision…

When a man had been in a relationship with his partner for 4 years, they decided it was time to move in together.

But then she surprised him with a sudden request. She said she didn’t like her beagle, Molly, and gave her an ultimatum: either me or the dog.

Of course, it was an important decision to make. But fortunately, he quickly made up his mind, posting an ingenious ad on Craigslist shortly after:

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Craigslist

“My girlfriend doesn’t like my beagle ‘Molly’ so I have to find her a new home. She is purebred from a rich area and I have had her for 4 years. She loves playing games. Not completely tame. She has long hair so she needs a lot of attention, especially her nails, but she loves taking care of them. Stays up all night talking, but sleeps when I’m at work. Only eats the best and most expensive food. Will never greet you when you come home after a long day, or give you unconditional love when you are depressed. She doesn’t bite, but she can be the worst in the world. ..”

“So…anyone is interested in my evil, selfish 30-year-old Gold Degree graduate girlfriend? Let’s take her! My dog and I want her to find a new home, and fast!”

We’re sure you’ll agree that it’s hilarious. An important rule in life: if someone asks you to choose between them and your dog, there should only be one clear answer!

Share if you think this man is a genius!

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