Human beings love to take selfies every five minutes because through practice we have found our beautiful angles and we want to show our friends and family how beautiful we are.
But, in case you haven’t noticed, your beloved pet is not so cool that you capture pictures with him all the time. They don’t understand what you’re doing and you’re just wasting their precious time, which they should be spending sleeping or eating. Despite their disapproving faces, we have to admit that they are really photogenic.
1. Are you going to start?
2. Human, we need to talk
3. It’s getting out of hand
4. I don’t like your photos
5. It’s so boring
6. Beatings at the worst times
7. Also, you only share the ones you look good in
8. You don’t care about my feelings
9. Even though I’m very beautiful
10. I really don’t like selfies.
11. So I will turn off your device
12. Hope you don’t bother me anymore
13. I look ridiculous
14. Don’t you realize how much this bothers me?
15. You always catch me off guard
16. And in the most awkward moments
17. You do it because I can’t defend myself
18. You know I love you too much, but that’s intolerant
19. Decide once and for all, the camera or me?
20. We can’t live in the same house
